I just noticed something that in one of your interviews with John Candy

I believe it looked like an older interview if you had less hair than you have today

How do you explain that I don't wear a wig sir paint your bald spot what bald spot you paint your bald spot

I don't know what you're talking about sir my hair grows. You paint your bald spot. I don't have a bald spot

How come you had less hair on the tape?

Maybe my hair grew maybe I had a bad haircut that day. By the way something. What do you care?

Paint your bald spot. I don't. Do you paint your bald spot? Paint your bald spot. You sick

Give me the battle tool your Gimli the battle troll. Yeah

We're gonna kick you in the teeth all right and when you punch us back

We're gonna smile at you and when you knock us down

We're gonna get up and on the way up. We're gonna buy the kneecap off all right

And we're gonna stand up and then it's gonna take two more shots to knock us down

I'm just I'm kind of flabbergasted when you say things like that. It's weird

Thank you. Not a compliment. Wait a minute. I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you

You know this is beginning to seriously underline my self-esteem

All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TBTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live is it too early to fish damage my name is Luke Burbank

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