My name is Dr. Gail Timlin, president of Diet Supplement Industries and Corporated and

people say to me all the time, but Gail, you're not a real doctor. And I say to them,

oh yeah, well I graduated with the PhD in Religious Studies at Kent State University.

Is that real enough for you? No? Well how's this for real? I lost hundreds of pounds by taking

the best dietary product on the market. Diet's a lots of pan. But can something so good be legal

you ask? Hey, you ask a lot of questions. Of course it's legal. And I should know,

I'm not only a doctor and president of Diet Supplemental Industries and Corporated,

I'm also the Junior State Representative of Rhode Island.

T-B-T-L.

That's it, the radio. I'll go in the most popular program of the day.

I assume that still Don McNeill in his breakfast club. Like I ask people,

what's in your muffin? Uh? How about me? What did you ask me? Anybody? Anybody ask me?

What's in my muffin? I don't know what's in my muffin. If you two dirt bags ever mess with me again,

I'll take this to the next level. You don't do 22 episodes of celebrity outhouse with Lorraine

above it without learning a few things. Dude, you are the best. You're awesome dude. You are

God, get to the airway. What have you got to say for yourselves? It's hammer time. Let the freak out begin.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to

a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Spock, sabotage the

system. Coming to you, well first let me tell you who I am. Okay, my name is Luke Burbank.

Hi everybody. I'll be co-hosting things today. I'm coming to you from the Nest Broadcast Center,

which is high in the sky above Portland, Oregon, where it is really quite a lovely Wednesday morning.

Just some high clouds, lots of blue sky. I'm looking out on this construction project that is

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