Tell me about yourselves. What sort of music do you guys like rock? Yeah, funk. Yes, country. Yeah, hairband. Yeah, yes, sin. Yeah, blues. Yes, jazz. Yes, yes, jazz fusion. Yeah, you like sports Jimmy?

No, Brad sports fan. No, really. Brad, you read. Yeah. What do you read? I read

The newspaper. Yeah, they're part of the newspaper. German. What is it? What favorite part of the newspaper?

Paper. What is it? Pages. No, articles. Mm-hmm. I don't really have a favorite part. You got a favorite part of the newspaper.

I like the stories about animals when they've escaped from the zoo. Cool. So you guys got any questions you want to ask me? No. No.

Okay, so I'll flip it back. You guys ever grow mustache.

T-T-T-B-T-M.

Uh-oh. Guess what day this? Somebody tell me. Uh-oh. What day is it? It's Friday. Friday got to get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. Were you just using a synthesizer? Nope.

So you mean to tell me that all of those sounds were coming from your body? Yep.

Oh, I'm the president of rap music, and I need to work with you right away. Targets, Targets. Okay, T-Bone. Time for some serious crunching.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.

I heard about that thing on the AM radio. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host coming to you from the NEST broadcast center high in the sky above

Portland, Oregon, where it is. Looking like it's going to be a nice day. I found out last night we were doing a little on a happy hour, a kind of a Zoom radio and video show, if you will, for a live wire radio, my other job.

And I was waxing that Repsotic about how great the weather has been here. I mean, comparatively, I should say, here in Oregon, compared to Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, or Seattle, or other places in the Northwest, I've lived. I think I underestimated how much drier it was going to be.

How much sunnier it might be here in Portland, because we're a little bit inland, and then someone explained, no, we're having an unusually dry winter. In fact, this is probably problematic for the snowpack, and this is not how it normally is.

So I'm going to try to just enjoy it, I guess, while it lasts. I hope you all are ready to enjoy episode 3,343 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin. If I say the name Dakota Johnson, I'm sure what comes into your head immediately is her well-known love.

I love lines. I love them. They're great. I love them so much, and I like to present them like this in my house.

If you go to her Wikipedia page, it's like noted lime enthusiast. Four or five entries down is like major motion picture star, things like that.

But it's mostly about the limes for her, and now, really tough news on what's otherwise been, I think, a pretty great week in the news.

And that is that she may not love limes as much as she said she did. Wow, we know you're good at lying.

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