334: The Nose of A Mouse

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 49 minutes

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How do we know what happens in black holes? How do I make small talk with an old guy? What's the best plant for a typewriter-shaped flower pot? Why do we have capital letters but not numbers? What's the difference between democrats and republicans? Why do heat injuries make you more prone to future heat injuries? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	I was I preferred to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.3	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you the advice and bring
0:12.2	you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.
0:15.8	John, I'm feeling okay.
0:18.0	My teeth really hurt.
0:22.6	They hurt.
0:23.6	Can you ask me why my teeth hurt?
0:25.4	Oh I'm sorry.
0:26.4	Why do your teeth hurt?
0:27.7	I was confused why you're both feeling okay and your teeth hurt.
0:31.6	That's a sentence that could only be spoken by somebody whose teeth do not hurt because
0:36.1	when you are in extreme dental pain, one thing you are not is okay.
0:42.0	All right.
0:43.0	I'm sorry.
0:44.0	Go on.
0:45.0	You just go, he couldn't process the sentence.
0:47.1	I couldn't.
0:48.1	It made no sense to me.
0:49.1	I've had dental pain.
0:51.0	My teeth hurt because I've been I've been chewing on coins because I want to leave
0:55.3	a little tooth mark on every single crash course coin, John.
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