335: Just Boil It
Dear Hank & John
Complexly
4.9 • 8.5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 June 2022
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Why is the Earth's interior still molten? How do I tell someone I don't like orange soda? What do I write in the yearbook for someone who failed my class? What do I do with Too Much Peanut Butter? How does a 14-year-old make money? Hank and John Green have answers!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John. |
| 0:07.0 | Norse I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank. |
| 0:09.0 | It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions, give you advice and bring you |
| 0:12.6 | all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon John. |
| 0:16.0 | I've heard a lot of people saying that camo pants are really attractive, but I just don't |
| 0:21.8 | see it. |
| 0:22.8 | Uh-oh, because it's invisible. |
| 0:25.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:26.0 | I didn't like that joke and that's why you didn't hear me laugh. |
| 0:29.0 | But in the interest of full disclosure, I feel that I should also reveal that, um, right |
| 0:33.8 | now, you remember one of my oldest friends, the Peruvian novelist Daniel Auerkont. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.8 | Well, Daniel is a huge fan of the Peruvian national soccer team, of course. |
| 0:45.8 | Okay. |
| 0:46.8 | And right now they are in a one game play where we're going, but okay, with Australia to |
| 0:51.2 | decide which of these two teams will go to the World Cup. |
| 0:54.4 | You're not allowed to watch football while we make a podcast. |
| 0:58.0 | But it is on in the background. |
| 0:59.0 | You have my cool and undivided attention. |
| 1:01.0 | What am I to you? |
| 1:02.0 | Well, okay. |
| 1:03.0 | All right. |
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