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Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 23 May 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Do I address a mis-sent crab flyer? Could we open some terrariums on the moon? What does "run of the mill" mean? How will people on Mars maintain their microbiome? Do snakes need to stretch? Is there a purpose to having music around ad breaks? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:07.0	Nor is I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank.
0:09.7	It's a podcast where two brothers answer your questions,
0:12.0	give you the DBS advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AF
0:15.2	who imbibled in.
0:16.3	John, did you know that humans actually eat more bananas than monkeys?
0:22.7	Uh, I'm not that surprised.
0:24.5	There are so many of us.
0:26.2	Well, also we don't actually eat that many monkeys.
0:30.9	I like it.
0:33.8	I like it.
0:34.8	I like it because it's got a level of grammatical ambiguity and it emphasizes how
0:40.7	stupid English is.
0:42.2	So it's a winner to me.
0:43.4	That's really what he wants.
0:46.1	It's a winner to me.
0:47.4	Oh, Lord.
0:48.4	Oh, Hank.
0:49.9	Yeah, John.
0:50.9	So for all the people who aren't our FBI agents listening to our phone calls,
0:55.5	Hank and I just had a far ranging 45 minute conversation about the world's
1:00.2	ills and especially the world's ills as they relate to us.
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