332: As It Transpired

Dear Hank & John

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🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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What grade would we get as an alien's homework? Was your feud over YouTube comment signatures? How do you write an email? Can trees make clouds? How do I make it to the bathroom when the middle seater sleeps? Is it okay to buy used books? Hank and John Green have answers!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.
0:06.4	I prefer to think of it dear John and Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank.
0:09.7	I hate to interrupt you.
0:10.7	This is not how it works.
0:11.7	Well, there is a flipping level one emergency in my basement right now.
0:18.5	Hank, there is a beetle.
0:19.9	Do you have to go with some kind of pincers on top of it that is just sprawling through
0:25.5	the basement as if it is not an invader?
0:28.0	Just find out about this.
0:29.4	Holy snooze, I just found out about it because I have a basement.
0:32.2	Are you in the basement?
0:33.2	I have a basement.
0:34.2	That is where we make the vlogbrothers videos every time you visit me.
0:37.8	Oh, it is kind of a basement.
0:40.0	Well, it is apparently a basement for this flipping beetle with pincers.
0:45.0	I mean, I can't tell you I am just going to let it be.
0:48.1	I am going to let it go.
0:49.1	Okay.
0:50.1	I am going to assume that it is going to find its way outside.
0:52.4	Okay, John, can I do the intro now for real?
0:55.4	Yeah, I can still see it, but go ahead.
0:57.8	Okay.
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