Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John!

Or as I prefer to think of it Audrey have burned dear John and Hank.

Catherine have burned. Damn it, I missed the joke, we gotta redo the intro.

Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or as I prefer to think of it, God I did it again.

Damn it, Catherine, I'm ready, do it.

I did not. Anyway, it's a comedy podcast in which being my brother John and

answering questions bring it to be used advice and bring you all the weeks to do

us for both Mars and AFC Wibbleden and also we talk about how we're doing and

read you a short poem and tell you about our sponsors and what how you do a

John? I'm doing well I have a bit of a cold so I'm coming to you today with my

Husky voice. Okay I'm coming to you today with my half-sprite half-soda water from

Subway. Oh sponsor! Oh man what I wouldn't give to get some of that sweet sweet

half-sprite half-soda water money. I call it splight. Oh God, because it's so

light because it only has like 70 calories per 12 ounces. Yeah it's 50

percent of the calories. Oh my goodness. I can't drink, I cannot drink straight

spright anymore. It is so sweet that I have to do this now in order to like even it

to me I've gotten to the point where unnot watered down fruit juices or sodas to

me taste like just ground up jolly rancher like pipe straight into my mouth. I have

to say I have also lost my taste for full calorie soda. I fear that this is part

of middle-age encroaching. I remember being a kid and seeing all of the grown-up

drinking diet coke and thinking that there was nothing on the earth

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