Awesome party! Good tunes, good brew, good buddies. I feel great, man. I feel great!

I don't know, man. I hate my father. I hate my life. But I feel great, man. You guys are great.

I'm gonna go pick a fight.

TVTL!

Where am I?

The bits of despair. Don't even think.

Don't even think about trying to escape.

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, who else? So you want to do it the hard way, huh?

First I want you to turn and look at each other.

Oh no, that's nice. Just stare deeply into each other's eyes.

Yeah. Good. Now say the first thing that pops into your brain.

I don't want to touch sandpaper. I like the whizz. It's party time, chumps.

All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL.

Why now? What are they doing? And how can you steer clearer at all?

The show that just might be. Too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Is it too early to fish damage?

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Purchase top Alabama hell.

In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Taking a look out over, well, first I was trying to quietly burp.

And then I was trying to, it's not even the drop. I was trying to play this one.

We've got every kind of inappropriate bodily function audio drop available to me on this little sound machine.

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