I, Chris Locke, do solemnly swear to have him behold, to take and forever, forever and ever,

the thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, through sickness unto and health,

to have and to hold, the sun is forever blasting.

People are strange when you're a stranger, forever and ever, the thine is the kingdom,

the heavenly lasting love, the water is running, forever and ever,

do I solemnly take you? Yes, I do.

T-B-T-M

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

It's Friday. Friday! Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!

Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?

Jump man, jump man, then boys up to something. I think I need some robe of tusson.

We've got a basketball of bread, water, and now all we need is some great conversation.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, yeah!

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

For one thing, I have no shame before another mortal.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.

Birchtop, Alabama Hill.

Bellingham, Washington, the base city where...

Oh boy.

It is windy. It is raining. The wind is then blowing the rain sideways.

It's also surprisingly cold.

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