#3291 Chase Me All The Way
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Luke is pretty much done with trying to read the news without going bonkers this week, so he and Andrew instead celebrate celebrity birthdays and stumble on some shocking Alex Trebek tape.
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| 0:00.0 | Listen, every day at around 2.30, my armpits get sweaty. |
| 0:04.1 | Okay. |
| 0:05.6 | And I used to hate raising my hand in class to answer a question. |
| 0:08.5 | But one day I had to say, who cares? |
| 0:10.7 | I have swampy armpits, and I'm going to answer all the questions I want. |
| 0:13.6 | I'm swampy and I'm proud. |
| 0:15.0 | Tina, where are you going with this? |
| 0:16.7 | I'm saying just because you think something is embarrassing |
| 0:19.1 | doesn't mean you have to be embarrassed by it. |
| 0:21.1 | We all have our swampy pets. |
| 0:22.9 | Why swampy pets is swampy pets? |
| 0:25.2 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:25.7 | Have you tried Dad's deal, Doran? |
| 0:27.0 | It's like military grade. |
| 0:28.5 | He gets it on the dark web. |
| 0:30.0 | T-B-T-L! |
| 0:36.0 | I'm a man of few words. |
| 0:38.5 | But those words will count, and so will my actions. |
| 0:41.8 | You, like, are definitely... |
| 0:43.6 | You're the real thing that a lot of people say. |
| 0:46.3 | So, do you think if you weren't, I mean, if you were less fake, |
| 0:49.8 | do you think you would be, or you could, or you have a desire to? |
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