T-B-T-L, the broadcast about lingers, teaching bros to laugh, going balls to lock it,

token be the Lord, trust brings the ladies, tray be in Tim Linseckham, Tim Burton tells

lullabies, tend to be the listeners, to be your fault to live!

T-B-T-L,

great for you!

You don't say much, but when you do, it's to the point, and I salute you for it.

So then it hits me, we can take this thing called the radio and put it on this new thing called

the internet. It's had all the funny parts on it, all the good parts,

celebrities, dance and stuff, and music! It is simply two guys who just wanted to dig a cave.

And what was the purpose? Yeah, but did they want to do it that way? They just wanted to dig a cave

to hang out. You're off your meds, you're living in a reservation casino and you're hosting your own

workshop. Hey guys, I just discovered a new drug too. It's called your relationship and I'm high on it.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Tuesday morning edition of T-B-T-L

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Indeed, Queen, feels like it today. I

literally forgot what the words are that I usually say at the beginning of the show.

3,290 shows under my belt. It's the host of this thing. By the way, my name's Luke Burbank.

It's a tough but rewarding job, one that takes years to move into.

I've spent years moving into this job, thousands of episodes, and for most of them have said the

exact same thing at the beginning of the show. And I honestly forgot my line there. So, all right.

I think it's because I'm having a weird day on this Tuesday. It's like the imminent threat of our

democracy being stolen now feels like it's sort of passed. And also the euphoric high of realizing

that Biden-Harris won the election. That's also passed. And now it's just kind of feels like a

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