What's happening? Nothing. It's just I think a furry snuck in and then he's

scratching. What's a furry deal? What's a furry? A furry's simply just someone who likes to dress up

like an animal with human characteristics. It's a form of role play. It's huge. Yeah, that's great.

Yeah, but then the scratching thing you said, what is that? Scratching is simply light scratching or

grooming. It's a form of affection. A furry's love to do it. It's fun for them. Exactly. We all do it.

I was in the other room and one of them kind of bumped into me. I thought the guy was going

from my wallet, so I turned around real quick. It seemed differently. Did he yip or did he if?

We said skip and I said no, my name's buddy. Okay, he yipped. If he yipped, that means hello. If he

yips, if that happens, well, then you got a problem. Yeah, you know what? Might have been yip.

Might have been yip. Well, if it happens again, just go grouf.

Guess what day it is. Guess what day it is.

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Hey, what is a deal with the smart car? How smart is that? Those things are tiny.

Can you even drive them in traffic? I'm so smart. E equals Fc squared. I drive a smart car.

I do know who that is and I don't care to find out. You're not even a real journalism.

That's right. WWW dot this and WWW dot that. Let's WWW dot explain it.

Well, hello, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TBTL.

The vibes will be the illest and the jam's narridic. The show that just might be too beautiful

to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Sorry, I sounded a wee bit distracted there

right at the beginning of the program. I do believe Housekeeping was coming to check on me here

at the Jupiter Hotel in Portland, Oregon, where I currently find myself. So if I have to step

away for a moment, that's what's going on. The good news is we have an excellent show in store for

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