Whoa, is this the new cop here it sure is Dennis they installed it this morning

Can't believe corporate actually listened to our request. Yep. I guess Christmas came early this year

Just thing rules it collates staples pages no more stapling by hand. Yeah, Santa should have wrapped it

What the printer Santa should have wrapped it when he gave it early oh

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This is gonna make our lives so much easier. I know this is so much nicer than the old cop here

Yeah, I know and Santa and all his elves must have worked so hard on it and then they gave it to us early

It's a very nice printer Jersey

Just make sure no one copies their rear end

Must be one mean bastard to give us this so early

What did I stutter Megan Santa Claus? Okay, it looks like the printer has gotten everyone a little too excited

Of course it did everyone just go back to work

I have never heard someone say so many wrong things one after the other

Consequently in a row if there's a better you it's pretty internet. I haven't found it

It's embarrassing and it's gross, but at least it's kind of funny

This one was created from the wooden vase from phagey

I'm sure what type of timber, but it's a lady's bone for ladies. What do you say we go out and get some carve it out?

I got the time if you got the diapers

All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of TVTL

The show that just might be too beautiful to live you don't like drama

You might want to play your phone away for this one. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host a highly paranoid

Very large individual talking a bunch of nonsense with getting larger by the day again

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