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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2020
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Andrew has a terrible, just terrible idea for a Silicon Valley startup. Luke is having stress dreams involving inflatable innertubes. And the guy who went viral drinking Cran-Raspberry juice on his longboard is getting some love from Ocean Spray.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, find a mine, let me a note, um, in my handwriting, and she said that you might be able to set me up with the pill that makes the memories go away, like a shame wow. |
| 0:12.0 | See, I did something a little out of character, and um, the window was kind of closing in on, you know, before it lodged in the long-term, um, what do you call it, um, what do you call it? |
| 0:30.0 | Brains, long-term brains. |
| 0:33.0 | TVTL! |
| 0:39.0 | Why are you wasting your time with this podcast? |
| 0:41.0 | Because I have nothing else going on. |
| 0:43.0 | We are still on for this afternoon, right? Operation Monkey Brain. |
| 0:47.0 | You paint your bald spot? |
| 0:49.0 | I don't know what you're talking about, sir, my hair grows. |
| 0:52.0 | You paint your bald spot. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh my god, one hundo a day, both of us, five hundo a week. That's rich. |
| 0:58.0 | Alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of TVTL. |
| 1:11.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:14.0 | You know what time it is now? It's right now. |
| 1:17.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. |
| 1:19.0 | What are you doing here? |
| 1:20.0 | Coming to you from the Jupiter Hotel in beautiful Portland, Oregon, the Rose City. |
| 1:28.0 | Come back, baby! |
| 1:30.0 | It's been a while since I have been able to look out on the, um, let's see, what's happening in the distance? |
| 1:38.0 | The West Hills, the beautiful OHSU campus, the, uh, gondola, and the like, man. |
| 1:47.0 | I did not think that I was going to miss going to other places and seeing other things, |
| 1:54.0 | as much as I have during this, uh, weird, unreasonable time that we've all been living in. |
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