So how did you two love rats meet?

Oh, it's a fun story.

I was working on this project tearing down a condemned bar called the Desert Rash.

I went into meet with the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a seven and seven and seven.

Seven shots of Seagram seven and seven minutes.

It's Diana's morning drink.

Oh, that's right. It was very early in the morning.

Well, this little spitfire finds out it's me who's closing down the bar.

Next thing I know, she's got a knife to my face.

I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life.

One thing leads to another and all of a sudden we're playing tonsil tennis on a broken toilet

in the alley out back.

Cute.

So how do you and Ellen are become friends?

Well, let's just say that we lived in the same neighborhood.

Oh, what a fun way to say a normal thing, right?

TVTL

You're here to make friends.

Making friends is the name of this show.

Hi, my name is Olivia.

I was in Woodbury, Minnesota and I really liked your show.

It helps you fall asleep.

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