What is that gloomy racket? That's the human league. That is Electro Nonsense.

They're Electro Pioneers. They inventive music. Are you aware of the music known as jazz?

Are you aware of jazz music? The movement of jazz. What do you keep going on about jazz before?

Because it's the most important art form in the 20th century. No one listens to jazz. I hate jazz.

I hate jazz. You hate jazz. You fear jazz.

Yeah, you fear jazz. No, I don't. You fear the lack of rules. No. The lack of boundaries.

Oh, what's happening with the shapes? The chaos.

Scoop up. Don't start skating. We don't need to skate at this point.

You better stop skating. Scoop up. Doop up. Doop up.

You have no reflexes. Your blood tastes like root beer, and some of your bones appear to have vanished.

This banner has letters on it. They spell, bon and boy.

You see, first we get your attention with the boring stuff. Then we hit you with the excitement band.

Do you have any idea who I am? I'm a verified yeal complainer.

Oh, won't somebody please think of the children.

Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TBTL, the show

that just might be too beautiful to live.

It makes so much sense, it almost seems obvious.

My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host.

I like turtles.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top Alabama Hill, Bellingham

Washington, The Bay City, it's a shaping up to be a beautiful Tuesday, although I'm trying

to push through certain amount of loganess, I think it's because I got on this weird

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