I'm Dave Letterman. This tuxedo the last time I wore it was in 1986 when I

hosted the Emmys. Here's what I found in the pocket. These are jokes from the

1986 Emmys. I'm gonna read them. They're gonna be a lot of fun.

1986. What a great looking crowd. So many stars so much cocaine. Is this the

Emmys or the Metz Locker Room? Neal Diamond is nominated tonight. Neal. Where'd

you go for that spray-tancher noble? 1986. Oliver North and Angela Lansbury have

a new show this fall on CBS. It's called Trading Arms for Hostages. She wrote.

Telling it. Quality comedy is timeless.

I got, well this is a great, bright group of people. They're really into what

they're doing. They're exciting. They're excited. They're doing cool things.

They're wacky and I fit right in. It's so easy. All you do is point and click.

All you need is a computer and a regular phone line. The thing that we want to do

now, the thing ideally that we would, you know, end this meeting with, is just

get everyone looped in, circle the wagging to the point where we sort of set a

road map for a dialogue. Yeah. Going for it.

All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of

TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's quaint. It's small.

It's family. I like it. It's a lot of fun. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.

We're still in the mix, baby. Coming to you from the heart of the Rogue Valley and

the county seat of Jackson County, Oregon. Medford, everybody and the, I am

definitely in the business hotel district of this town. There are like, I'm in

like a, I don't know, three square block area that has over six hotels that

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