#3253 Internet Brain Help
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 September 2020
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Luke and Andrew fulfill a special request to record a long show to help a listener's commute. They discuss a new technology that is supposed to be like Google...for your brain? And Chuck E. Cheese is going to burn 7 billion old prize tickets.
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| 0:00.0 | This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the protesters away? Where are they? |
| 0:05.1 | This kind of behavior is never tolerating in Burakwa. You shout like that, they put you in jail. |
| 0:10.8 | Right away. No trial, no nothing. Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists. |
| 0:16.8 | You're stealing right to jail. You're playing music too loud, right to jail, right away. |
| 0:21.2 | You're driving too fast, jail. Slow, jail. You're charging too high prices for sweaters, glasses. |
| 0:28.4 | You're right to jail. You're undercooked fish. Believe it or not, jail. |
| 0:31.9 | You're overcooked chicken, also jail. Undercooked or overcooked. |
| 0:35.9 | You make an appointment with a dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail. |
| 0:39.1 | Right away. We have the best patients in the world, because of jail. |
| 0:50.2 | Guess what day it is! Guess what day it is! |
| 0:54.0 | Friday Friday... |
| 0:56.4 | Gotta get down on Friday. |
| 0:58.4 | You're singing that wrong. |
| 0:59.4 | How? I made it up! |
| 1:00.4 | Have you all gone insane? This is not good. |
| 1:02.4 | The point is, at this time of national peril, |
| 1:05.4 | we all have to do our part. |
| 1:07.4 | And by do I mean don't. |
| 1:09.4 | We all have to don't our part. |
| 1:11.4 | I have never heard someone say so many wrong things. |
| 1:14.4 | One after the other, consecutively in a row. |
| 1:17.4 | Uh-oh. |
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