No Point Conversion: Cleveland Traumatic Stress Syndrome
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 21 September 2020
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
The Browns won! The Seahawks won! Their quarterbacks both looked good (one looked very, very good!) And most importantly, the score was the same in both games.
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| 0:00.0 | You know, you rock when you roll with the Seahawks, |
| 0:24.9 | you rock when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks. |
| 0:54.9 | You know, you rock when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you |
| 1:24.9 | roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seahawks when you roll with the Seah |
| 1:54.9 | That's good. Well, maybe, I don't know, I would think like you record a rap song about the Seahawks other than it becoming I guess like a huge radio hit where it's like the number one song in America, a podcast using it as their intro for years and years and years long after it was even remotely relevant in terms of the specific players. We did kind of a minute last year when they brought Martian back though. Yes, it got more relevant. We never thought it would get more relevant, but it did slightly. |
| 2:24.9 | If we could have just gotten the Broncos to resign Peyton Manning and how are the Broncos doing this year? I mean, we could be looking at another Super Bowl. I actually like I like their quarterback. He's this guy drew lock. I just think he seems like kind of a funny duty. He heard his shoulder. So I think he was out this week. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the no point conversion. Luke Burbank Broncos are. Oh, it just hanged down at the basement of the AFC West. So I don't know. I mean, it's still early. Yeah. |
| 2:54.8 | Yeah. Do you think there's anybody listening to this that doesn't listen to TVTL? Do I need to introduce? Do I need to allow myself to introduce myself? Yeah. Just give a little bit of background used to be a TV critic for the Miami Harold. I want to say. Yes, my right. Wait, no, that's Eric Teggins. Wait. Well, I know. I'm often confused with. We ever get to the bottom of that on the real show. Was it or was it in Orlando or Miami where he wrote? I don't know that this is a reference to the early |
| 3:24.8 | or show today where for some reason I just mentioned Eric Deggins in passing, but then I did this thing that I often will do, which is I started trying to give his background. And like what he did before he worked for NPR, which is irrelevant and also inaccurate. Probably. But are you doing the thing now that I do a lot where because it's sort of lodged in the back of your brain somewhere. Now you're bringing it up again, because you're trying to sort of normalize the normalize it and rehabilitate it and turn it into a bit. Maybe I don't know. I'm just talking. You said she would introduce |
| 3:54.8 | ourselves. And I just remembered that that goof from earlier today. So well, my friend, it's it's one of those special Mondays, where we have two victorious football teams to celebrate the the performances of your Cleveland Browns looked very strong on Thursday night. And the Seattle CX looked very strong and then also very weak, but then eventually just strong enough. Just. |
| 4:24.8 | By about three feet strong enough to to beat the New England Patriots, who this is a weird place to start it. But I thought the Patriots were going to not be good this year. Like, you know, feel like no team can be as good as the Patriots have been for as long as they have been. Then they go out and they pick up Cam Newton for a song. Nobody wants Cam Newton for some crazy reason. And then he had a couple of injury, injury riddled years, right? |
| 4:54.5 | Is that how you put it? Yeah, he definitely had some health problems from being, you know, an active and running quarterback. And then also, I mean, he like, I guess I heard this stat before this season, he was oh and eight in his last eight starts, but you start to wonder how much of that was Carolina, how much of that was Cam Newton. But it's like, you put Cam Newton in this offense, although it really is like, who is he throwing to Edelman? I mean, Edelman is like my age converted Kent State golden flash quarterback |
| 5:24.5 | and yet somehow they're making it always always always went to a golden flash, always a golden flash converted from quarterback never converted from being a golden flash. Oh, okay, I see. I'm sorry. I got he was a quarterback and defensive player in college, which is wild. |
| 5:39.0 | But I was very impressed by the page of starting this in such a weird place. I already said, but I was impressed by the Patriots last night, because I mean, this was a team that like felt last year, like, there were kind of on fumes at certain points, their offense was just dead in the water. |
| 5:52.3 | And it was like their defense was really good, but you know, how long can they keep going before they have to do a rebuilding season or two, and then they slot Cam Newton and boy, he sure, sure looked up to the task last night up until that very last play. |
| 6:06.2 | It was a pretty incredible game. I guess since we're talking about it, you want us to start by the talking Seahawks and then we'll go to the Browns in a minute. |
| 6:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 6:14.0 | What was your, I have to ask you a serious question. I have to, were you dodging my calls yesterday about the watching of this game? |
| 6:22.1 | No, are you serious? I received two missed, you have two missed calls for me. I have one missed call from you. That rang once in my, I'm looking at it now. It rang once in my pocket. And then I picked it up and you would already hung up. Oh, you're right. There are two here. No, I, Genevieve was with me. I said, Oh, that's a pocket dial because I know you well enough. |
| 6:41.4 | And I, it only rang once and it seemed to go to voicemail and I didn't get a voicemail. So I assumed it was a pocket dial, but you're right. It looks like I missed two calls from you. I had no idea. |
| 6:49.5 | I'm sorry. This, no joke. This also happened with my friend on Saturday who had a tragedy in this family. So you're in good company. Well, no, because Camaro and I, again, oh, hey, Luke, where's the even more esoteric place to take it? Where we were going to be watching the game. So Camaro and I were going to see if you guys wanted to maybe do a little safe, somewhat socially distance watching of the game. I called you, didn't get an answer and then figured, I'll try you again. I tried you again later and and didn't get an answer. I guess after one ring. So I |
| 7:19.5 | just figured you were otherwise occupied, but did you have fun watching the game? Was this an enjoyable experience for you as opposed to like the Browns game where they won, but you were, it sounds like in feeling a lot of anxiety during the watching of it. Yeah, it was a fun game. I mean, the thing is, and I, of course, always root for the Seahawks, but I do think that because they don't have a history of fumbling and bumbling and breaking your heart. I mean, listen, there have been heartbreaking moments. Obviously, some of them happened in the last moments of a Super Bowl. |
| 7:48.9 | But because this not their rep, that doesn't sound like anything to me, and because it's not their reputation to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, like the Browns, I can kick back and enjoy it more. And also, like, there's maybe even something about knowing that everybody around me, even though I was watching it alone, but watching it in this city and knowing that everybody on the text chain, everybody's on the same page, everybody's rooting for the Seahawks in this way. That makes it feel maybe more communal where the Browns, well, of course, everybody's |
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