318: Trevor is CRASHING OUT
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2025
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Tucson, AZ: Feb 20
Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23
San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8
Huntington, NY: Mar 27
Providence, RI: Mar 28
Boston, MA: SOLD OUT
Houston, TX: Apr 3-4
Dallas, TX: Apr 5
Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11
San Diego, CA: Apr 12
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23
Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9
Vancouver, BC: Mar 13
Seattle, WA: Mar 14
Eugene, OR: Mar 15
Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21
Detroit, MI: Mar 22
San Antonio, TX: Apr 10
Houston, TX: Apr 11
New Orleans, LA: Apr 12
0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son
16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean
25:54 College Football vs NFL
34:21 Trevor’s altercation
58:56 Old Drivers
1:01:31 Sweetgreen education,
1:05:41 Leaving the house
1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts
1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream
1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl
1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | If the lady from the parking lot is listening, fuck you. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, when anyone says they need to calm down, I do quite the opposite. |
| 0:06.0 | What do we did at Valentine's Day? |
| 0:07.0 | I just lost the Super Bowl! |
| 0:09.0 | Dude, the fact that it's not legal to get ahead in the end zone is crazy. |
| 0:13.0 | No woman would know about the coming on Sox technology. |
| 0:17.0 | Guys, I got some corn updates. |
| 0:20.0 | And we ain't talking about farmer's shit. |
| 0:21.6 | Can I say shit? |
| 0:22.6 | Uh, yeah, what are your updates? |
| 0:25.6 | Dude, my updates is nothing. |
| 0:27.6 | Which is a massive update. |
| 0:28.6 | Which is a big update. |
| 0:30.6 | Guys, I keep getting DMs from you guys. |
| 0:32.6 | It's really, really funny. |
| 0:33.6 | I keep getting DMs from people that go, hey, don't touch yourself today. |
| 0:36.6 | I swear to God. Oh, that's great. |
| 0:38.4 | It's so funny. |
| 0:38.8 | It's like this massive community building people with DM me like, hey man, I'm with it too, solidarity. |
| 0:42.8 | No way. |
| 0:43.8 | Yeah, so it's- I'm gonna have millions of people just DM you links all day. |
| 0:47.0 | Dude, but when I announced it, I literally thought it was gonna be like that. |
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