319: Bonnie Blue Balls
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2025
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks
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| 0:00.0 | Bonnie Blue pregnant in Atlanta |
| 0:02.0 | Uh |
| 0:04.0 | Stur little gun down in Atlanta |
| 0:08.0 | Oh my god |
| 0:12.0 | Breaking news Bonnie Blue reportedly pregnant |
| 0:16.0 | Dude that's how you want to start the show |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah |
| 0:19.0 | Dude that's the worst case of where's Waldo I ever fucking seen in my life? |
| 0:22.6 | Oh my God. |
| 0:23.7 | That would explode, Mari, trying to figure that out. |
| 0:26.6 | You know that book, Are You My Mother? |
| 0:28.4 | No. |
| 0:28.9 | Really? |
| 0:29.5 | The kid book? |
| 0:30.5 | Where the duck goes to all these things that goes, are you my mother? |
| 0:33.2 | Are you my mother? |
| 0:33.8 | The Duck, Doug the goose one? No, it's a duck. Bonnie, wait, no, I don't know this one. |
| 0:38.3 | What is he doing? |
| 0:39.3 | All I'm saying is that's what she's going to have to do with her father. |
| 0:40.3 | Dude, holy shit. |
| 0:41.3 | I mean, think about the sperm that broke down the IUD. |
| 0:44.3 | It was bound to happen. |
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