319: Bonnie Blue Balls

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 February 2025

⏱️ 86 minutes

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0:00 Bonnie Blue pregnant?
15:53 Trevor’s autograph snafu
24:31 Michael’s sleep aid
28:45 Valentine’s Day Salsa
35:51 What is happening with these planes?
41:03 Dates used to mean something
47:48 Bryce Harper’s Nature’s Gatorade
51:35 Cocooning
55:16 Clip - Woman doesn’t wipe
59:45 China’s real life Severance, Working out
1:04:31 Voicemail - Is Michael still not watching corn?
1:09:00 Celebrities’ private lives, Our fyp pages
1:14:41 Sock Talk - I have a boot fetish
1:20:48 Secret Sock Talk - She saw my skid marks

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0:00.0	Bonnie Blue pregnant in Atlanta
0:02.0	Uh
0:04.0	Stur little gun down in Atlanta
0:08.0	Oh my god
0:12.0	Breaking news Bonnie Blue reportedly pregnant
0:16.0	Dude that's how you want to start the show
0:18.0	Yeah
0:19.0	Dude that's the worst case of where's Waldo I ever fucking seen in my life?
0:22.6	Oh my God.
0:23.7	That would explode, Mari, trying to figure that out.
0:26.6	You know that book, Are You My Mother?
0:28.4	No.
0:28.9	Really?
0:29.5	The kid book?
0:30.5	Where the duck goes to all these things that goes, are you my mother?
0:33.2	Are you my mother?
0:33.8	The Duck, Doug the goose one? No, it's a duck. Bonnie, wait, no, I don't know this one.
0:38.3	What is he doing?
0:39.3	All I'm saying is that's what she's going to have to do with her father.
0:40.3	Dude, holy shit.
0:41.3	I mean, think about the sperm that broke down the IUD.
0:44.3	It was bound to happen.
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