317: Lily Phillips BANNED??
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
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🗓️ 12 February 2025
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | If a fucking guy, if I was you when a guy asked me to get on top, I would rip his dick off and throw it fucking in an alley. |
| 0:06.2 | I'm furious. |
| 0:07.1 | I hit a button and have security escort him out, and then he has to go bang a dude now. |
| 0:10.6 | 100%. |
| 0:11.3 | You want to be atop? |
| 0:13.5 | Here you go. |
| 0:15.7 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Plug Talk. |
| 0:17.8 | Just kidding. |
| 0:18.4 | I'm Trevor Wallace. |
| 0:19.2 | This is Michael Bloss. |
| 0:19.9 | And we're here with Lily Phillips. |
| 0:21.0 | Lily Phillips, the legend, the icon. How are you? I'm wellmen and you said it looks like spunk yeah yeah another common word for semen |
| 0:42.3 | spoof okay that was okay that was throwing fucking fires already first of all that was hot of an |
| 0:49.9 | answer you know it was kind of like an AI answer right there another way for seaman I didn't know I had, what is it called when it's a word, but it's not a word? |
| 0:58.0 | Like urban dictionary. |
| 1:00.0 | Yes, yes, exactly. |
| 1:02.0 | Your voice does sound like the, if you like type in a word and then pronunciation, |
| 1:06.0 | your voice sounds like when you press play and it pronounces the word. Well, isn't Americans, |
| 1:12.0 | it comes from English, the English language. So you guys are kind of like got the wrong side of it. |
| 1:17.7 | Um, no, you say tomato raw. You guys drive on the wrong side of the freeway. Correct. And you guys |
| 1:21.9 | use a metric system? What are you drug dealers? I don't like this. How much tea do you have a day? Tea. You know, I don't drink tea. |
| 1:28.3 | None? |
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