#3160 How Much Is That Harp In The Window?

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Luke has agreed to write and perform a song, and he has major regrets. He and Andrew also debate if they'll smell better when they're older. And a police officer uses a recorded peacock mating call to lure a bird back to the zoo.

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0:00.0	We're moms on the net. We became moms on the net because there are so many
0:04.8	resources available on the internet for moms and their families. The net is
0:09.0	exciting. When it's time for the real action, we surf. Surf the net. Learn with
0:14.1	us as we ride the wave of information called the internet.
0:17.4	TVTL
0:23.4	In 1971 Bill greats invented Michael Soft. Wouldn't it be cool if I can remember my
0:28.4	dingus password from my email? You can't be serious. Oh I'm serious baby. I am
0:33.8	Yahoo serious. I'm serious FM. Welcome to the World Series of
0:37.4	Seriousness sponsored by Honey Not Serious. I like not having fun. I like your
0:42.3	idea of fun. I think our idea of fun. I like not having that. No you're you're
0:48.0	going to tell a story. I don't believe that I can bear to listen to another
0:53.0	one of your stories right now.
0:57.7	All right hello good morning and welcome everybody to a Tuesday edition of TVTL
1:05.0	the show that just might be too beautiful to live. It's a kind of magic. My name is
1:09.9	Luke Burbank. I'm your host. See me coming to you from the Burbank Springs
1:13.6	Broadcast Center. Perchstop, Alabama Hill. In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay
1:19.2	City. Off to a rainy morning and much to my chagrin looked out the window
1:29.7	today as the rain was just pouring down and realized that I had left the
1:35.7	window in the old. It's already a pretty funky car this Toyota. The window down
1:43.3	at least a crack and it had just been rained very hard last night and I went
1:48.1	out ready for like a flood ready for the be all kinds of mold and lichen and
1:54.2	who knows what already growing on the pleather seats in the Toyota forerunner
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