This was me, Brian Butterfield, six months ago before starting my diet plan.

But just look at me now. I feel like a new man thanks to the Butterfield diet.

The results have been incredible.

Okay, here's your weekday plan. Breakfast, one cornflake, toasted with low-fat

spread, lunch, small raw potato peeled, dinner, square of low-fat turkey breast, baked

bean in low-fat tomato sauce, then at the weekend it's time for a reward.

For 24 hours you can literally eat anything.

Pizzar, birthday pie, pints of cream, pork cylinders, potato grids, artificial bacon,

barge max, sandwich casserole, chocolate quails eggs, garlic pudding, fluffy ruffs,

hoisin crispy owl, pasta pillows, bomb, bomb, bomb, muck fortune cookies,

discount foie gras, egg and ham slabs, during dinner minutes, mystery meat,

quiche's loray, 20 cheese omelette, the Butterfield diet plan.

Order it exclusively online at www.fullstop.

Butterfield diet, full stop, COM.

Cold now.

TVTL!

Don't like to get everyone's first impressions.

You'd like to jump in. Anyone? How about you, Ramon?

It's just stupid.

Okay, could you elaborate, Ramon? Stupid how?

Please, be as specific as possible, Ramon.

I thought, well, this is a great, bright group of people that really into what they're doing,

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