Hi, PPL. It's me Langley. I have one joke for you. Here it goes.

What did the water balloons say to a kid?

Squirt. Bye-bye.

TVTL!

Hey there, blimpy boy.

Line through the sky so fancy-free.

I feel like we're just like in that tired mode or you're delirious and you're laughing at silly things.

And he's like, Louie, what is that? I'm like, I don't know. I don't-what is it?

So I ran across the highway to grab it. We brought it in the car. We had no idea what it was.

First thing I said, this belongs to the red sauce. This is the Fenway Park.

Oh my god! The new phone back there! The new phone back here!

I don't know who that is and I don't care to find out.

He's no Roy Donk, but he's a regular guest on the Colgate Hour.

Hello, good morning and welcome everybody.

To a Monday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

Anything that's good's got to be a saying.

My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.

And there is no mountain, too tall, at all for you not to conquer.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

Perched a top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Beautiful day, shaping up here in Bellingham.

Sort of mix of clouds and some sunshine, of course, right now, as if on Q.

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