#3158 The Two Pizza Solution (Or "That's The Saddest Salad I've Ever Heard")

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Luke celebrated his birthday last night with a little help from some very unlikely friends! Plus, Luke and Andrew learn why dogs freak out when people exercise around them. And we find out which four audio drops made it to the Drops of Stupider semifinals.

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0:00.0	Cut Kyle, I don't feel like we're capturing the essence of the show right now.
0:03.9	You don't call Cut, you don't have to direct her, man.
0:05.6	Okay, no, I'm sorry.
0:07.1	And I respect you as a director but quite frankly, I think you're losing control a little bit,
0:11.6	and I have a better idea than what you're giving me right now.
0:14.7	So let's cut and start again, starting now, cut and action, go.
0:18.4	All right, let's roll sound and also roll sound.
0:27.8	Guess what day it is?
0:29.8	Guess what day it is?
0:31.8	It's Friday. Friday.
0:34.2	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:36.3	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
0:39.0	We are not ramping down.
0:42.0	We're just getting started.
0:44.2	Nothing stops this train.
0:47.6	Nothing.
0:48.0	Nice, software.
0:51.1	Are you sure I don't talk like a machine?
0:52.9	Um, maybe try one cooler and faster.
1:00.4	And louder and better and less insecure and more just cool.
1:06.8	This is stuff so funny by the way.
1:08.8	Do the comic come up with this?
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