#3157 That's MISTER Nightwatch To You!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2020

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Elon Musk and Grimes have given their newborn a name that seems…difficult. And Andrew recalls the time Luke fired him.

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0:00.0	It's the strain beginning to show on him.
0:02.8	If I could sleep ten days at night in a rice paddy,
0:05.6	I could certainly last in this laundry bank.
0:08.0	This is what the animal sent to us.
0:10.0	He sent him his cockpit here.
0:12.0	Baby!
0:13.0	Up your butt with a coconut!
0:15.0	I think he was prepared to do it!
0:18.0	Except I saw no coconut.
0:20.0	Yeah, he had no coconut to write out.
0:22.0	T-B-T-L!
0:25.0	So what if I smell like roast beef?
0:29.0	There's a white smell like roast beef!
0:31.0	I value confidentiality and paradoxically I don't care who knows it.
0:34.0	There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned.
0:37.0	I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before a performance.
0:40.0	Because kissing makes your lips mushy,
0:42.0	and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion.
0:45.0	Do you want a toe?
0:46.0	I can get your toe.
0:48.0	Believe me.
0:49.0	There are ways, dude.
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