#3155 Banana Gamblers And S'Mozarks

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew stayed up late to watch Korean baseball’s opening day, and they’re glad they did! They also discuss beginning each show with a formal disclaimer. And Luke tries to get Andrew more excited about the new Middleditch and Schwartz Netflix specials.

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0:00.0	Your Honor, this guy has been making bootleg Simpson's merchandise.
0:05.6	Bart Scampson. He is quite a scam.
0:09.0	Scampson.
0:11.0	Bart Scampson.
0:13.0	Scott, like the music, Scott?
0:15.0	Scott.
0:16.0	Scott.
0:17.0	Got him, got him, got him, you know, Scott.
0:19.0	I just thought with Scamp, Miss Bell.
0:21.0	You don't know Scott?
0:22.0	In all your education, you've got to go to law school and everything and judge school or whatever it is you go to.
0:26.0	And you don't know the word Scott.
0:27.0	Welcome to America, friend.
0:29.0	I do not have a problem in general with bootleg Simpson's merchandise.
0:33.0	But this is the worst pun ever. It's a thinker. You gotta think about it.
0:36.0	T-B-T-L!
0:41.0	For the next little while, it's going to be you and me together alone.
0:46.0	I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off and really concentrate on what we're going to do.
0:51.0	What do you see when you look in the mirror?
0:53.0	Daffy Duck. I have a picture of him taped in my mirror.
0:55.0	Okay, what do you see next to Daffy Duck?
0:57.0	Ryan Gosling.
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