#3154 Horsing Around

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Luke found himself betting on digital horses this weekend, while learning about the Murder Hornets invading the Bay City.

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0:00.0	Well, well, okay. The sandy bull cats are robots and drive and sell them. It's
0:13.8	raw sale, kind of like raw sale, but accept their selling robots. And no one's gonna
0:20.6	buy our two in the signing guy. The signing guy always worries.
0:25.7	Bloops gonna buy those. And Obi-Know-Bee's kind of a pizza. He's
0:32.4	keeps saying, Luke, how to learn how to do his little light-up sword. He's to try to
0:40.5	block the little Pokemon. He tried to do it without seeing. Obi-Know-Bee sometimes
0:48.8	moves things around. Sometimes he disappears. Princess Layla got out J.O. and out in
0:56.7	the spaceship. And they got the big thing that bloomed up stuff. We bloated up
1:03.9	together. It bloomed up Princess Layla's planet. But don't talk back to Darth
1:11.1	Vader. He'll get ya. TVTN!
1:18.1	How does it feel like? I'm serious. How does it feel like? I've only seen one
1:24.2	person ever have it as much as you currently do. Oh, this is the best
1:30.4	pizza in a cup ever. This guy's unbelievable. He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of
1:34.4	business. I don't think I can do this. You can do anything I want you to do. I don't
1:39.5	worry about it. The audience will be completely drunk. And if we're not perfect,
1:42.8	they'll take it out on us. But that's why you're gonna be perfect. You have to be
1:47.6	perfect. With him out of the way, I think we're just gonna be 360 spins and
1:51.7	slam dunk coiners.
1:56.6	All right, good morning. Hello and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of TBTO.
2:02.5	I'll say what's up, though? The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
2:08.6	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm an activist and house party enthusiast.
2:14.3	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill, in
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