#3153 The Notorious L.T.B.

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2020

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew uncover the mysteries of Michael Jackson’s song “Black or White”, with a little help from R.E.M. (and an old Vice article.) Plus, the Drops of Stupider contest moves on to the Elite Eight!

Click here to see the updated Drops of Stupider bracket, and vote for the new match-ups below:

I Feel Happy of Myself vs I Don't Watch the News Cause I'm a Kid

I Love Jesus But I Drink a Little vs Let the Fun Begin

The Marsupial Gurgle vs Power Out

That's a Pretty Good Spoof vs Is it Too Early to Get a Fish Sandwich

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, I'm Dr. Jeremy Jam. This is a very stressful time for all of us and I'm
0:06.9	sure you're all thinking the same thing. How am I? Dr. Jeremy Jam doing right
0:12.5	now. Well guess what? I'm doing great. Gave myself this pretty sweet quarantine
0:17.4	haircut. Totally nailed it. I'm also offering a brand new service. Home dental
0:23.4	delivery. You give me your credit card. I'll drop off at your house a bunch of
0:27.6	needles, gauze pads, drills, and then we'll get on the computer. I'll walk you
0:32.8	through your your root canal or whatever you got going on. Is it legal? Probably.
0:37.4	Is it safe? That's up to you.
0:40.5	T-T-T-B-T-L.
0:46.9	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on
0:55.0	Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. That is obviously what it's
1:02.2	clear that our view is we don't support that view. It's down-corrective. This is
1:10.2	compelling radio. We had some Yahoo and a gyrocopter land right over there. The
1:15.3	director's guild of America will bring down its swift sort of justice on you
1:19.2	rank amateurs. You heard it here first ladies and gentlemen and the if that you
1:23.1	heard was the thing about these people. Just that.
1:30.3	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:35.4	Well, shit. What are y'all doing?
1:40.4	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.
1:46.2	You want to do a make-believe radio show in a room somewhere. I'm telling you
1:50.9	there's no money in that. Comedy from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center
1:54.4	purged to top Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington. The Bay City on a
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