#3152 Nothing Is Certain But Bow Ties And Taxes

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2020

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

Luke is offended by a Seth Meyer’s bit about joggers, much to Andrew’s surprise. And speaking of surprises, Post Malone delivers a great Nirvana performance.

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0:00.0	What is happening? Did I do something wrong? Am I in trouble?
0:02.8	Listen, we just want to talk about Truthary. Is your boyfriend, right?
0:06.8	No. I mean, yes, he was my boyfriend, but we broke up by scene trouble.
0:11.3	Do you know where your ex-boyfriend worked with some?
0:14.3	Uh, yeah, NPR. He hit a podcast. It was about, um, I don't, I'm not 100% sure what it was about, but it, it, like, jazz and economics.
0:24.3	Okay, nobody listened to that podcast, not even me, and I went to Harvard.
0:27.9	Wow, I took you two minutes. Well, I had to give her that for context, except...
0:37.9	I've been living at home with my parents now for six weeks, and I just called something a hoot.
0:44.4	So please, send help.
0:45.7	I'm slimy, I'm grimy, I need shower, and I have a garbage situation.
0:50.9	Keyloggers can track the words you type onto your computer.
0:54.5	This might be your shopping list, but it also might be your password.
0:59.0	Your souffle might not be ruined, but your password sure will be.
1:02.8	Hit me, I need the money.
1:04.3	Well, you have found my flabbergast button, and guess what? You pressed it.
1:08.1	Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, this is a whole new level of nerd.
1:14.6	All right, hello. Good morning. Welcome, everybody.
1:17.8	Two-a-thursday edition of TBTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.
1:23.3	This song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.
1:26.4	My name is Luke Burbank, I'm your host.
1:28.4	How about that?
1:29.6	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,
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