I can have a meme war with anybody and destroy him, and I've done it, and people actually bail at the end and go, who is this guy?

He's got like every meme ever produced on the internet. He can knock us out with his memes, and I do, I have tons of memes.

I'll just keep memein' him to death until they just surrender, because they just can't do it anymore.

They don't have the memes that I have.

T-B-T-L!

I'm here, but I surfed the web, like, text, LOL, laugh out loud. OMG. Oh my god. W-T-F, why the face?

Oh, oh, look who decided to come in tardy.

Now, don't think it's okay to just roll in here at 100 kilometers per hour like you're Jolato with the Calgary Flans.

He runs around the household, they naked chasing himself, playing tag.

He screams at the cat, because she didn't vote. Every time he farts, he calls the fire department.

He's really having trouble keeping his balance. He's still funny, but not ha-ha-funny.

Oh my god, man, we have seen some f**k, we had never seen before.

Alright, hello, good morning. Welcome everybody to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

I would label this conversation rough.

This show that just might be too beautiful to live, my name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

And I'm going to get all anecdotal on you.

Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch Top, Alabama Hill.

In Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City, it has been a rainy morning so far.

Here in Bellingham, looking out over Lake Watcomen.

Squall com mountain, I was kind of bummed, because I was lacing up for my morning jog today,

because the weather was not great, but guess what?

I was the only person out there, because it was raining.

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