#3122 Catch My Condition

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2020

⏱️ 83 minutes

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We hear from the Tens of Listeners who've filled our voicemail lines to tell us how they're faring during quarantine. Plus, Luke fought the law, and the Luke won.
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0:00.0	If you're going to survive being stuck in Saddle Day, you have to stick to a routine.
0:04.2	That means a 5am wake-up, a 5.15 early morning snack to get your energy up.
0:09.1	At 5.30, do a push-up, shower.
0:11.9	At 6.30, I want to have a pre-breath to snack.
0:14.3	This will give you the energy you need for breakfast at Saddle Day.
0:17.1	Check your emails, have your post-breath to snack.
0:19.6	Make some calls, check your friends and family.
0:22.1	A pre-life lunch, lunch, post lunch.
0:24.9	Now you don't have to have a snack here, but I like to.
0:27.3	Read, get a little work done.
0:29.1	Give yourself a break, watch the little TV, and have a snack.
0:32.4	Dinner, make showers, dessert.
0:34.6	And I like to end my day by meditating.
0:36.9	By focusing on what I'm grateful for, even in the middle of a difficult time,
0:41.0	and by setting goals for the next day.
0:53.6	I guess you know why I called you in here.
0:56.4	Uh, because you're lonely.
0:59.0	Cross promotional spots for a monster truck rally to be read during non-stop rock blocks.
1:04.3	No thanks, TJ, never again.
1:05.8	Look, see, man, I know you're not happy about what happened back then.
1:08.8	But I had no choice.
1:10.3	Those traffic updates gave us critical mainstream support.
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