#3123 Verbal Finger Guns

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew check in with Luke's mom to see how his parents are doing and also to find out why his whole childhood was a lie. Plus, listener voicemails, and a very long digression into Donovan that involves Sammy Hagar and Andrew doing an impression of Donovan doing an impression of George Harrison.
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0:00.0	Hi, are you worried about the impending toilet paper shortage?
0:05.0	Well, why be afraid when you can be bidet?
0:09.0	That's right, there's never been a better time
0:12.0	to hose down where the sun don't shine.
0:14.0	So order from Ted Bedette's budget bidets today.
0:18.0	We have all types of bidets perfect for the T.P. Ackelips,
0:23.0	the Squirt Gun, the Broken Hydrant, the Moby Dick,
0:27.0	the Bellagio fountain, the lawn sprinkler,
0:30.0	and with our optional hot water attachment, old faithful,
0:35.0	you'll have a butt clean enough to eat off of.
0:38.0	So don't worry about the T.P. shortage,
0:41.0	come to Ted Bedette's budget bidets and get some water up your squatter.
0:47.0	T-T-B-T-L.
0:51.0	That's my baby, that's my baby.
0:58.0	It's Friday, Friday.
1:01.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
1:03.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:05.0	Didn't listen to one word I said you didn't understand,
1:08.0	you didn't want to understand.
1:09.0	So I need to talk to me and I can't have you back here
1:13.0	because my iguana was injured from all the noise.
1:16.0	Are you milking me for information, old McDonald?
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