What are you going out by the way you have plans, uh, no, no, not really. I'm gonna stay in tonight. Yeah. Yeah, I'm gonna hang out and I get it out. Some stuff to do around Saturday night. Don't you? Isn't there a what about, um, I mean, I have plans. I just, you know, they're not that complicated.

There's some plans though that I do have that look what you know, I'm gonna take a shower and I'm gonna clean up and I'm gonna, uh, you know, lie down on my bed and just feel clean.

I don't think this is healthy, Ben. I think that there's something missing here at Saturday night. I'm gonna shave my body bare. That's what I'm gonna do. Don't shave yourself again, Ben. You're gonna shave.

Dad, I got it. The hair's dirty. Hair's dirty.

I want you to get counseling, Ben.

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That's right. Quarantine at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, Perch to Top Alabama. Hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

It is already shaping up to be a beautiful Wednesday morning.

So beautiful. In fact, the sun is shining into the broadcast center and I'm not kidding. I have the window open.

It's an odd weather scene here. Beautiful sunny day, looking out over Lake Watcom and Squalcom Mountain.

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