#3120 Means Of Idris (Or, "Elba Room")

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Andrew found some toilet paper yesterday, and Luke installed a bidet in his bathroom. Life goes on! We also learn that the average human body temperature is no longer 98.6 degrees, and that the song "98.6" is really good! And we hear from the Tens of Listeners as they tell us how they are surviving self-quarantine.
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0:00.0	Hi, I'm Max Brooks. I'm 47 years old.
0:04.3	This is my dad, Mel Brooks.
0:07.0	I did. He's 93.
0:11.0	If I get the coronavirus, I'll probably be okay.
0:14.0	But if I give it to him, he could give it to Carl Reiner,
0:17.0	who could give it to Dick Van Dyke.
0:19.0	And before I know it, I've wiped out a whole generation of comedic legends.
0:23.0	When it comes to coronavirus, I have to think about who I can infect.
0:27.0	And so should you.
0:29.0	Just stay home.
0:31.0	Do your part. Don't be a spreader.
0:34.0	Right, Dad?
0:36.0	I'm going. I'm going.
0:38.0	Love you.
0:40.0	T-B-T-L.
0:45.0	What kind of rap do you do?
0:47.0	Are you sort of syncing a rap, like bone thugs and harmony,
0:51.0	or are you more like street, like Will Smith?
0:53.0	You sound like a little bit jealous, babe.
0:57.0	No, and I know a little something about me and jealous,
1:00.0	because people have been jealous of me my entire life.
1:02.0	We're just a bunch of savages, right?
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