#3119 Flattening The (Minecraft) Curve

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Luke and Andrew continue to adjust to quarantine life and wonder if their non-hoarding ways will hurt them. Meanwhile, a Tennessee man who stockpiled over 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer and sold them at extreme markups suddenly realizes he did the wrong thing. NOTE: Today's intro tape comes from the Twitter account of @nickciarelli. You can watch the video here.
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0:00.0	What's up? We're the tool cover band flaccid. Thanks for joining our live stream.
0:06.0	As you probably saw on Facebook, we had to cancel our show tonight at the Diamond Bar team
0:10.4	center because of this whole virus shit and because someone said it on fire.
0:14.5	But music is how we as individuals express ourselves. So that's why we're live streaming our show
0:19.5	tonight. You know, stuff right now is really scary, but we can't let it affect the things that
0:24.0	are important to all of us, like tool cover band shows. So I'm sure we're picking up a bunch
0:30.3	of new fans on the live stream. So just a little bit more about flaccid. We are a tool cover band,
0:36.1	but we also just transitioned into doing our own original tool songs. This first one is called
0:41.3	microcosm. Hit it. Unblock the shadows secrets religion belongs in dungeon. The puzzle has no
0:55.1	answer. We are lost inside of a cube. I wield the sword of privilege to fight against the puzzle
1:06.6	master's daughter. The puzzle master's secret is eternal. He told a secret to a mixed fighter.
1:15.6	Thank you. A little bit more about our band. Everyone in flaccid is a hardcore atheist. We are
1:22.4	firm believers in the power of logic and also in magic and witchcraft. Also hit us up in the comments
1:28.8	if you drum. Now my whole house is great. I can do anything good. My whole house is great.
1:43.5	I can do anything good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can do anything good. I came here to do two things.
1:52.4	Heat eggs and nothing. And I'm not out of either. How about like pranking an animal?
1:58.3	Don't take this the wrong way, but you've just been kind of hanging around a lot lately,
2:03.4	which isn't a bad thing, but it's also not a good thing. I think they do good. They don't
2:10.0	need to because I do bad cancel it. All right, here we go. Good morning and welcome everybody
2:21.4	to a Monday edition of TBTL. Welcome to the internet. The show that just might be too beautiful to live.
2:28.0	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. I'm here. I'm available for you. Coming to you
2:34.0	from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center. Perched atop Alabama Hill. In Bellingham,
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