Okay, I have a problem.

Go on.

That's vague and broad, but hey, we're here to tackle problems.

So in the olden times, consoles were things that lived in the cabinet under my TV.

And then I would, you know, when I wasn't using the console, I would close the door.

When I used the console, I'd open the door, right?

Yeah.

So nice and out of the way and you don't have to look at them, which I like.

But now, in the modern context, I have all these docks attached to my TV. I have one for the steam deck, and I have one for the switch, and I have one for the switch two, because we are a mixed mode, switch one and switch two family wait hang on most important question where is your

animal crossing island we all have our own we got multiple switches because everybody wanted to

make their own animal crossing island right okay this is what we this is look this is what we

did with our Biden bonus in 2021 or whatever that was one way to tackle it sure yeah so, sure. Yeah. So, okay, so here's the problem, though. Well, okay, one of them is easy because Gina doesn't ever use the switch on the TV. So her doc is just the places that she's places she plugs in her switch to charge, right? So she's a handheld only. Yeah, real quick to define the problem. You need, you need vertical lifting space. Is that correct? I need vertical lifting space, but ideally I want something I don't have to look at. But also, I do like playing games on the TV. So I want to be able to use it attached to the TV occasionally. Sure. My instinct is to say, I'll just put the docks behind the TV. But then you have to like, nope, contort your spine in a curve around the TV to get to the dock. Yeah. And also the TV is too close to the wall. This doesn't work. So what do people do? Like I have a Steam Deck dock and a Switch 2 dock. The Switch 1 dock's going to go away because the kiddo and I are both Switch 2ed up now. And like, wait, you have two Switch 2s? Yeah. Man. Well, you have two switch twos to my zero? I mean, look, I'm a professional game, games person. Oh, okay. What's that like? Up and down. It doesn't pay great. My girlfriend literally just got back from Costco like two hours ago. Yeah. Send me a photo of like stacks and stacks of Switch 2 at Costco. She wants

a Switch 2 clearly. I should have had her just pick one up. Look, here's the thing. That Animal

Crossing update's coming. That's true. Yeah. We're, there's now jockeying going on in the house because

right now my daughter's island is on her switch light still. And my wife's island is on her switch OLED. and my wife's island is on her switch

OLED.

Okay.

And my island is on my original switch.

So there's two available slots for new islands right now.

Okay.

And even though they've given like the Resetti powers to get rid of the flower problem

that plagues every island that hasn't been touched in three years exists now as of january it's still a problem like i like everybody wants

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