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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Luke is tricked into renting the biggest SUV you can possibly imagine, which leads to some difficulties. Plus, even government officials can't stop touching their faces during press conferences in which they tell us to not touch our faces.
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0:00.0	Little BG on me. I do HR, it means human resources. Here at TAC, my name is Eric
0:07.3	Rostael. Some people call me cool Eric. They called me that once. Some young people too,
0:11.9	some young, some one young person did that. I love people to say that another way.
0:16.6	I love people. That one's got a little more fun to it, doesn't it?
0:21.7	T-B-T-L.
0:29.7	I thought I was shame eating in private. What is shame eating?
0:33.7	I don't think we have enough time for that tonight.
0:35.7	As I tried to explain before, you cannot get honey from a hornet's nest.
0:39.7	I just thought there was any science to support that buddy.
0:41.7	There are some very basic science out there supporting that. Trust me pal.
0:45.7	What a fun, terrifying joke. That science. These are facts.
0:49.7	In science, we call that hypothesis. You find something to back it up and we can talk.
0:54.7	Now for the excuse me, I was watching Mama's family.
0:56.7	This will be blown way out of proportion. You have my word on it.
1:03.7	Okay, hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Thursday edition of T-B-T-L.
1:08.7	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. Peace and love. Peace and love.
1:13.7	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You want showmanship? You got it.
1:18.7	Coming to you today from the offices of Walsh Walsh and Dormat in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington.
1:27.7	We got quite an episode in store for you. I can feel it. It's episode 3,112 in a collector series. Let the fun begin.
1:35.7	Remember how yesterday we were talking about how the one thing you can do to try to protect yourself from the spread of the Acovid 19 novel coronavirus
1:47.7	is to not touch your face. Look at this face. What do you see?
1:52.7	How hard it is to not touch your face? Well, it turns out it's not just us, the commoners, the regular people, the Hoi Poloi.
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