#3111 Attempted Avuncularness In The Third Degree

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Andrew realizes he's been self-quarantined for years while Luke discovers a new Netflix obsession. Plus, does "Judy Justice" have the pizazz of "Judge Judy"?
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0:00.0	I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
0:03.0	But I have a very particular lack of skills.
0:06.0	I will never be able to find you.
0:08.0	But what I do have is $2 and a Casio wristwatch.
0:12.0	You can have one of them.
0:14.0	TVTL!
0:19.0	For the next little while,
0:21.0	it's going to be you and me together alone.
0:24.0	I want you to lock the door and turn the phone off
0:27.0	and really concentrate on what we're going to do.
0:29.0	I keep losing things and I don't want to make a deal anymore.
0:33.0	You just drop in and just smack the lip.
0:35.0	Pour back.
0:36.0	Drop down.
0:38.0	Then after that, get pitted like that.
0:41.0	Come on!
0:42.0	I got so drunk last night.
0:43.0	I think I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food.
0:46.0	I'm the king of the castle and you're the dirty rascal.
0:49.0	Crash into me.
0:50.0	Crash into me.
0:53.0	You bet I got something to say.
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