#3113 These Boots Were Made For Watching (Arty Movies)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2020

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew are amazed at how many people think toilet paper is going to save them from the coronavirus. Plus, Luke is considering making a cozy, cozy life change, Andrew has a disappointing "Neil-ization" regarding his past, and for some reason, Luke brings up the Netflix show "Maniac" out of the blue, with no context. What's up with that?
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0:00.0	I, Chris Locke, do solemnly swear to have him behold, to take and forever, forever and ever,
0:10.0	thus thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory, through sickness unto and health,
0:17.0	to have and to hold, the sun is forever blasting.
0:22.0	People are strange when you're a stranger, forever and ever, to thine is the kingdom,
0:31.0	the heavenly lasting love, the water is running, forever and ever,
0:39.0	do I solemnly take you? Yes, I do.
0:45.0	To BTM.
0:51.0	Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:55.0	It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.
1:02.0	Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously? Or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?
1:08.0	Jump man, jump man, then boys up to something. Uh uh uh, I think I need some Robert Tusson.
1:14.0	We've got a basket full of bread, water, and now all we need is some great conversation.
1:23.0	All right, hello, good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of TBTL.
1:29.0	Is it too early to finish sandwich?
1:31.0	The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name's Luke Burbank, I'm your host.
1:36.0	Oh yeah!
1:38.0	Coming to you from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center.
1:42.0	Perched atop Alabama Hill in Fellingham, Washington, the Bay City.
1:48.0	Rudy, get in here, we're doing the show.
1:51.0	Got up in the wee small hours of the morning in Portland this morning.
1:58.0	And took two flights to get home so that I could pick the dog up from sleep-away camp
2:05.0	before she incurred another day of sleep-away camp charges.
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