I don't think it's over stating anything to say that I was the first female to bring notoriety

to our field. As many of the moose, the Vernon Community College baseball teams mascot,

I once held the splits for the entire length of an extra-inning baseball game in spite of

excruciating pain and a severe severing of my doctor-longest muscle that eventually required four

hours of surgery and added two and a half inches to my left leg forcing me to retire.

I wrote a tale documenting that journey, a moose-seeing grace, a mascot's journey to God

and success in real estate.

In the next hour, we will present information that's both shocking and enlightening.

This need you have to be the smartest guy on the room is

off-putting. I mean, I understand how people can love podcasts. I just never,

they've never fit into my, into my day. I just have never gotten into the habit.

It isn't so much about what it is all together. It's more about the modulation and what it is

once it starts. It's a little bit of a groove. Can you say a apple? Apple? Can you say banana?

Apple? Okay, T-bone. Time for some serious crunching.

All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to A Tuesday Edition of TVTL The Show.

That just might be too beautiful to live. You're entering the world of pain.

My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host. I'm coming to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast center

perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingham, Washington. The Bay City. Not the greatest

weather day you'll ever see here looking out over Lake Watcom and Squallicam Mountain in the

background, but it's not torrentially raining. So that is a big improvement over yesterday.

And we've got a great show in store for you here on this Tuesday. It's episode 3,110 in a

collector series. It's a fun begin. And we are really at this moment in our time on this planet

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