Obviously your kid needs a male role models because I'll be honest with you. He's soft. We can see four because he's your son

No, you spent all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something

They do. Do you know how to read? I get by. All right. What do you know? You know, like red means stop great green means go good

Yellow's the other one

Well, you have found my flabbergast button and guess what? You've pressed it. Do you eat chocolate? Yes. Do you drink soda? Yes. Do you eat fatty foods? Yes

And a lot of people ask me are you eating cookies late at night? I say of course I am. What we are dealing with here is a perfect engine

an eating machine

It's really a miracle of evolution. That must be weird for you

Kimmel's now the new king of late night and you're still doing a pod card. They say you snooze you lose

Well, we snost

Look what we lost

Well, hello good morning and welcome everybody to a Monday edition of tbtl the show

That just might be too beautiful to live

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host gotta do it again right now coming to you from the Burbank Springs broadcast center perched

A top Alabama hill in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City

It's a rainy Monday morning this weekend though

Was nice and sunny at least for Saturday and I got out. I mowed the lawn. I'm gonna get all anecdotal on you and it was

Absolutely wonderful, but now we're back to the

Normal rain and gloom of the Pacific Northwest this time of year

Hope you are safe and dry and doing okay wherever you are of course this coronavirus stuff skill very much

In the news and very much on the minds of all of us. We'll probably come up again on today show

Which by the way is episode 3109 in a collector series let the fun begin there are some other news stories out there though like

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