#3108 Malibooya!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 February 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Luke joins the show, apparently, from Gotham City, although he hasn't seen the Batman yet. He and Andrew discuss their feelings about the ongoing coronavirus news, and they enjoy a weather report by a meteorologist who accidentally recorded himself using a goofy Facebook filter.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, this is a cactus. Cacti. A plant, if you will. Think of a name. Any name. Any name. |
| 0:07.0 | And I'm just spit out, ready? Three, two, one. Clover. Clover. It's a cactus. |
| 0:13.0 | We got to figure out how to take care of you because I don't want to take care of you. |
| 0:16.0 | I'd be able to take care of myself. Jimmy. Jimmy for Dominica. Shalky. |
| 0:21.0 | Clear your mind and say the first thing, Clorox. |
| 0:26.0 | Who do you want to be? Who do you feel like being? |
| 0:30.0 | Craig? No. |
| 0:31.0 | Just call me a botanic college just because we've got plants. |
| 0:35.0 | T-T-B-T-L. |
| 0:42.0 | Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is. |
| 0:46.0 | It's Friday, Friday, and we'll get down on Friday. |
| 0:50.0 | Everybody's looking forward to the weekend. |
| 0:53.0 | Where do I really even start? |
| 0:56.0 | Of course, you can't go wrong with some sour cream and onion so long as you bring ridged chips. |
| 1:00.0 | How long have you been practicing yoga? |
| 1:02.0 | Since, uh, oh god, when did... |
| 1:04.0 | Since you were younger? |
| 1:05.0 | I did sugar dip, come on. |
| 1:07.0 | My headphones on, and here we go. I'm so excited. |
| 1:16.0 | All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everybody to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L. |
| 1:22.0 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:25.0 | I can't believe you're still on the air. |
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