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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

31: Breweries in Little Rock, AR

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.85.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Grab your tweens and make them listen to our wildest episode yet! Something is absolutely in the water supply and it's not making anyone more sane. Hear what the drunk people of Little Rock are saying about their local breweries, then hear what the conspiracy theorists are saying about Disney World. There's truly something for everyone in this episode, so enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written

0:08.4

by people who just need the world to know what they think.

0:12.7

Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

0:30.0

Howdy, everyone.

0:37.4

Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast where we read the worst reviews in the

0:42.4

most dramatic fashion.

0:43.8

I'm your host, Christine.

0:46.4

And I'm your host, Alex.

0:48.4

Welcome to our show.

0:49.9

And I'm your host, Mango Popsicle.

0:53.5

And I'm your host, Allie's Pepper and Cheeney Kettle Chips, that she doesn't want me

0:58.1

to eat.

0:59.1

I don't mean him anyway.

1:00.7

Stop putting that thing in your mouth like that.

1:02.6

That was disgusting.

1:03.8

It's good.

1:04.8

I need a real fruit.

1:07.4

Hello, we are doing a theme today.

1:10.4

Are you doing your NPR voice?

1:12.8

I'm glad you recognized what it was.

1:17.2

I listened to enough NPR.

1:18.6

Clearly spot on.

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