32: Sporting Goods Stores in Anchorage, AK
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet
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4.8 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 3 July 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
We're bringing you another episode of Beach Too Sandy! We explore the sporting goods stores of Anchorage and get diplomatic about Alaskan weather. Then, Alex reads reviews written by the hardest criminals around: accidental thieves. Before we release our album of jump rope rhymes, enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written by |
| 0:09.0 | people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I |
| 0:15.1 | wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could. |
| 0:30.0 | What's that about? You just sighed really loudly just before this. No I didn't. Do you |
| 0:43.0 | know why? Why? Because I was just looking through reviews and Stephanie said she |
| 0:47.2 | doesn't like me because they sound too apathetic. Well, something to work on this episode. |
| 0:52.0 | Alexander, I'm not apathetic. I just try to play a long like counter play your, you know, |
| 0:58.4 | do see as well. Yeah, like I feel like if we're both I don't know. Yeah. Anyway, Stephanie hurt my feelings a |
| 1:03.8 | little bit but that's okay. Okay. Well, I'm gonna try and learn from her critique. Perfect. That's |
| 1:07.4 | what we're trying to do here at beach to sandy water to wet. Welcome. Welcome. No, it's |
| 1:12.2 | subject to for review was I'm I'm I'm trying to move on. It was I like Alex. That's why I love |
| 1:19.0 | Stephanie so much. Anyway, I like you to Stephanie. I'm sorry that you don't really like me but I like |
| 1:24.2 | you. Okay. Welcome. We are here for episode 32 to where a podcast where we read the worst |
| 1:32.7 | reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm Christine and I'm very apathetic. I'm Alex and Stephanie |
| 1:37.6 | likes me. Yeah. So that's all you need to know. If you guys are listening when this is released, |
| 1:42.6 | we're currently doing a little giveaway. If you write us a five star review, which is funny that |
| 1:47.4 | Stephanie wrote a five star review. But said she didn't like me so spoiler alert Stephanie didn't |
| 1:52.5 | win this week. I'm sorry. I had nothing to do with the whole apathetic thing. We just had |
| 1:59.4 | already picked a winner before. Can I call you that Steph? Just kidding. So yeah, we did pick a winner |
| 2:04.9 | this week. It was Jordan. Thank you Jordan. At Unkindled bluser. Oh my. I didn't say that's |
| 2:10.1 | the anti-todd. So we we sent him a DM. Hasn't gotten back to us but. Yep. So he wants to merge from |
| 2:18.0 | our store. So if you guys are able to write us a five star review on iTunes, we are picking one winner |
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