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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hi! We’re new and we don’t know a lot. What we do know is that these reviews are ridiculous as always. We read reviews written by some very crabby people and then Alex proves that Southern California has the best convicts. Please enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them.

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0:00.0	They might have been your best mates since you were babies.
0:03.1	They might be the only one that knows about that thing you did.
0:06.7	They might be your boo.
0:07.8	Your uncle, your machacho.
0:09.5	But you've just got six deliciously crisp chicken muck nuggets.
0:13.0	So you have to ask yourself, are they not nugget worthy?
0:17.8	Served after 11 a.m.
0:19.0	subject to availability.
0:21.1	This episode is brought to you by Arla Big Milk.
0:24.5	It's important that your little ones get the nutrients they need
0:27.9	for normal growth and development.
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0:35.4	like Vitamin D, Vitamin A and iron,
0:38.3	to help fuel big adventures for your children over the age of one.
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0:46.7	Buy Arla Big Milk today.
0:50.7	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.
0:55.4	A podcast featuring real reviews written by people
0:59.7	who just need the world to know what they think.
1:03.6	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast.
1:08.2	But I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:25.6	Hello and welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.
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