Hey. Hey, son. Oh my goodness. Look who it is. I'm just gonna call you. This is uh...

Back in town? Yeah, briefly. You go into the family thing that we're...

Giving yourselves? No, no. I can't make it. Yeah, no. Should I tell them?

Well, you know, listen, I wasn't gonna go, so don't not go because I'm, you know.

Well, no, you're the reason I would go. I just have some plans. So I can't, yeah.

You got plans, huh? Well, we make plans in Godlabs. That's right. Right? No, I always want to make plans, but uh...

You don't want to be laughed at.

T-B-T-L!

It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain. Always.

Oh, that naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so early.

I'm so funny. I can't believe my dad didn't think I can make it as a stand-up comedian.

Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays because my Saturdays had a case of the Mondays, if you know what I mean.

I like it. Each subject's so ripe with information. Go on, please.

All right, hello. Good morning, and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be too beautiful to live.

The song goes out to all the coffee lovers of the world.

My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. First things first. I love my job.

Happy MLK Day, everybody.

And welcome to episode three thousand and seventy-nine in a collector series. Glad to be back at the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center,

Purchotop, Alabama Hill, in Bellingham, Washington, the Bay City.

Oh, ma, Pa, it's just beautiful.

I took a momentary pause there when I said Happy MLK Day, because, and I'm sure we talked about this last year on the show,

because it's likely that we were doing the program on MLK Day. We may have asked the question,

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