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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3078 The Bemidji 15

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew close-out their week in Minnesota, where the sub-zero temperatures have Luke wondering if he and Andrew should move there. Plus, New York's mayor gets roasted over a bagel tweet, and Andrew reveals his secret Reddit behavior.

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0:00.0

Well, so I'm tendon barred on there at Ekland and Sweden's last Tuesday and this little guy is drinking and he says

0:06.8

So where can a guy find some action? I'm going crazy out there at the lake and I says what kind of action?

0:12.0

And he says woman action. What do I look like and I says well?

0:14.8

What do I look like? I don't arrange that kind of thing and he says, but I'm going crazy out there at the lake

0:20.3

And I say yeah, but this ain't that kind of place. Uh-huh. He says oh so I get it

0:25.0

So you think I'm some kind of jerk frasket only don't use the word jerk

0:28.3

I understand and he calls me a jerk says last I thought he's a jerk is dead now

0:32.3

So I don't say nothing. He says what do you think about that?

0:35.7

And I says well that don't sound like too good a deal for him then. You got that right?

0:40.2

Yeah, he says yeah that guy's dead and I don't mean a old age and he says geez

0:44.7

I'm going crazy out there at the lake. Why fair lake? Yeah, well at Ekland and Sweden that's closer to moose lake

0:50.5

So I made that assumption. Oh sure. Anyway, he's drinking at the bar

0:54.1

So I don't think a whole great deal of it, but then Mrs. Mora she heard about the homicides down here and thought I should call it in so I called it in

1:05.2

End the story

1:13.7

Guess what day it is guess what day it is

1:17.5

It's Friday

1:22.1

Who is this guy? He's got like every meme ever produced on the internet

1:26.3

He can knock us out with his memes and I do I have tons of memes. I'll just keep meme in them to death until they just

1:31.7

Surrender because they just can't do it anymore. They don't have the memes that I am

1:36.2

Well, with all due respect. I mean, I hate to admit this

1:39.7

But I mean I don't think I've been online and you know a couple days or weeks or whatever something that's really not an important thing to me

1:47.5

My face your face instant face go go talk to whoever you want that doesn't stuff. I don't know

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